My colorblocked teapot

Starting with Central park in summer time, my two favorite memorials...

 

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" - You tell it Lady MacBeth. I love Shakespeare more than anything

 

Where else would have a King of Poland statue? Well, other than Poland...

 

Alice!

 

The most amazing motorcycle, which I'm told was a dirt bike convertee. Can that be a word?

 

I absolutely adore this Picasso teapot, even it knows color blocking is in.

Alexander Wang and Raquel Zimmermann

So here's a quick little post by my latest inspiration that I know will be lasting into fall and winter.  Alexander Wang, the whole 90s grunge look that embodies his collection is my FAVORITE style right now.  And speaking of favorites, Raquel Zimmermann, popping up everywhere is my favorite Tranny-Glamazon model of the moment.  Basically these ads give me hard core lady boner.  Stay tuned for pics of my new T by A.Wang sweater I'll be sporting ehrrwhere as soon as it isn't 1000 degrees in the asphalt desert jungle.

 

Don't you love? Chew on it, swallow it, tastes so good.

Pride in NYC and the Rainbow in my Zara bag

In honor of Pride NYC, which we were very proud to be a part of, my inspiration today comes from the parade when I realized in my bag is a full fledged rainbow.

 

We started out the day with Fruity Pebble French Toast, literally...if you know me, you know this is my obsession.

 

This dude just clearly knows how to wear a hat...

 

And what pride parade would be complete without spray glitter?

                                                                  Or rainbow balloons?

 

These shoes...don't even need a caption.

 

 

I want this headdress...

 

I can't resist a poodle, or lace socks, or a good pair of men's legs in a petticoat.

 

Pink. Glitter. Platforms. Yes.

   

So here are some of the contents of my bag, at least the ones cute enough to be in this cliched picture.

  

I'm so obsessed with my new wallet, it's perfect to throw my New York life in; change, cash, cards, phone.. I love having one big pocket to carry everything around. Don't even get me started on the Miami Vice meets Barbie pattern, this is me in a bag.

My favorite litte blogger and my Burberry chastity belt

This post is to honor my favorite little blogger Kelly Preston, who was just featured on Nylon Magazines website...which you can check out here!

I'm seriously such a proud momma.  Here are some pictures we took on an outing for Kelly's birthday before I left, honoring Holly Golightly and  Michael Jackson..just guess who I was...

 

We started out the day with vegan oatmeal chocolate birthday cookies.

 

Then took blogging pictures in Whole Foods, because that's where we like to do it.  We obviously couldn't do it by my car because it was literally COVERED in bird poop..remember Kelly? I wish I could show you, I mean it was covered.

 

Here's Kelly in her Holly Golightly inspired look.

 

Oh yea, and here we go, on to the classy one.

 

This is my favorite Burberry chastity belt, it's actually my only Burberry chastity belt. Gifted to me by James Pina.  It weighs like 20 lbs. If only this was actually a part of Michael Jackson's outfits he might have had a few less problems....ouch, I didn't mean that Michael, I love you. Obviously you are one of my fashion icons.

 

You know, fedoras are really great, Michael loves them, Britney loved them, I think Johnny Depp is a fan? Really, I just need it to hide from all my fans...or the people I owe money for buying shoes I can't afford.

I'm Back Bitches

Helllloooooo!!!!!

It has been a MONTH and I am officially BACK.  This post is going to be a composition of some of my favorite New York moments this past month, and I can't wait to post them all.  I know everyone has just been DYINNGGGG for me to start blogging again, because I have so many followers...so I will indulge you.  Just so you know, you can be looking forward to posts from Pride Parade, Mermaid Parade, and random acts of New Yorkness I've caught on camera.  Eat it up little ones. It tastes so good.

 

Cab rides have to be documented because I'm poor and they're a luxury.

Finally owning my own Armadillo shoe from the Alexander McQueen exhibit. All I can say is they're HUGE in person, and it was a religious experience.

 

 These are my boss Laurel's new Prada's, I talked her into buying them so she let me try them on.

 

The cliched subway pic, inevitable. And my new favorite headband, it keeps guys away from me at the bar because in the dark it looks like a growth on my head.

 

Trying to hitchhike a ride from the boats at Central Park, I was unsuccessful, probably because of the face I was making.  Also, notice the almost collision behind me? My face probably caused that too.

This was so cute I had to document it. Normally I think these are soooo CORNY but this couple was so Karen Elson/Jack White. And instead of being all gushy they were screaming and popping champagne.  In that moment, they were perfect. It would have been even more perfect if they would have shared some of that bubbly with me.

 This is my new best amiga Paty and her amazing vintage YSL sunnies.

Waiting for the fireworks in my I love America outfit. Patriotism is one of my favorite fashion themes.

 

And let's not forget my BFFFFFFF juju bear aka Julie also rocking the patriot theme in Kid Rock form.

 Ending the night with the most amazing fireworks I've ever seen.

That's all folks.

SOOOOOOO, I'm offically in New York, and wearing Sally Hansen Nail Polish Strips

Now that I'm here, it's time to start back up! I've been so busy with moving, I've neglected my little blog, but not my clothes, let me tell you.

So just a quick little start up, I want to post about something I'm totally obsessed with..Sally Hansen Nail Polish Strips.

I swear by these. I've been biting my nails for 21 years of my entire life, and magically, after 3 weeks of these bad boys, I've kicked the habit. Which is probably good because New York is dirty.  Especially in the summer, the city has B.O.....

 

   Here's a sample of my floral print 

 

And this awefully quick, chody shapshot from my phone of my new goldmembers

Try them, they are mahh-jor bananas

That's all I have time for tonight kiddies, better posts to come I promise.

  

Straight out of the 70s

Today's inspiration is a flashback to the 70s. One of my besties, Arica, has the most so fresh and so fly apt straight out of the 70s.  T.V trays, curtains, cushions and all.